friday nights

i really need a new hobby. i’ve masturbated so much in the past few days that i’m afraid i will either use up my orgasm quota or something really important to me is going to fall off from overuse.

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4 Comments

  1. Uncouth Heathen 25.May.02 at 12:05 am

    There’s a quota? I hope I’m not falling behind.

  2. "Uncle" Earl Long 25.May.02 at 12:11 am

    I often worry about the day that I (and my wife, if I ever find one) try to have child and we can’t because I have already used up my qouta.

  3. jodi 25.May.02 at 9:55 am

    i don’t think you have to worry about it earl. i think men can have children until they cack.

  4. Laural 25.May.02 at 5:25 pm

    That’s like me, except I’m not alone. There is no quota!