so the artguy was telling me about some opening event reception gala he went to. he told me how there were tons of tall people and i said he should invited me. then he made some other comment about making fun of everyone’s art. and i said, i would just make fun of the people. and he said, well by extension that’s what he and his pals were doing.

“well, i would never be so bold to make fun of someone’s art. unlike some people i know.”

yeah, i win. he left with his tail between his legs. that’ll teach him to make fun of my short story.