heather has decided she needs to use the phrase pig fucker more often. i’ve decided that in a past life i must have either been into bestiality or a really randy animal– what with my penchant for phrases like “blows goats” and “sucks giant donkey balls.”
let’s add this to the list of things to mention should i ever go into therapy.
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actually, it’s your fault i want to use that phrase. damn you and your seven a.m. not-so-subliminal messaging!
you’re more than welcome to share “fat monkey butt” in return!