my goal today was to eat myself into a junkfood coma. i find it’s most beneficial both personally and professionally to set small, achievable goals for yourself each and every day.

this goal has been met. darling ones, you should all be quite proud.

today we are celebrating the anniversary of the birth of my bossman. this is why i didn’t have time to shower and had to go grocery shopping this morning.

of course, the cashierman at rainbow foods thought that i was completely stoned. there i was at 8:30 a.m. still rubbing the sleep from my eyes, dumping out my basket filled with: bacon crackers, cheez ums pringles, gedney baby dill pickles, 3 big kat kit-kat bars, a caramello, a roll of rolos, a watchamacallit, a box of cinnamon and sugar donut holes, 1 can of cheddar squirt cheese, a pound of peanut m&ms and a 20 oz. bottle of diet pepsi.

of course my case was not helped in the least by the fact that i forgot my keys at the checkout and didn’t realize it until i got to ruby and couldn’t unlock the doors.

it was a fine, fine moment in jodidom.