while trying to come up with some propaganda for a product ella and i decided on a “makes your life easier” sort of spin. i started singing some jingle. . . “something something makes your life easier.” she thought i was nuts. then the more i sang it the more convinced she was that it was some sort of jingle and i that i might just be a jinglegenius from planet neptune.

then she shouted out Hot Pockets! which prompted a 10 minute deabte involving the evil munchkin about how hot pockets do not in fact make your life easier.

then like a flash from the heavens the answer struck my brain: O-Cedar makes your life easier.

then everyone was horrified that i remembered a jingle for a mop company.