let’s stop the insanity. there have been two commercials during this interminable oscar show that have made me bawl my silly eyes out.
first the american express jobber where the guy has to leave whatever foreign country he’s in so he can hurry back to his ballet teaching girlfriend and give her some super rad necklace.
then this last disney one. where the couple are celebrating the anniversary of when they met and she’s whining that he forgot. then he hands her a shoebox. she whines about getting shoes and is just being generally bitchy when he tells her to open the box.
she opens it and there is a glass slipper.
begin waterworks, choke on jellybeans.
i am such a sap.