since ryan adams refuses to return my affection, i’ve decided that i must lust after ike reilly now. mostly for the song “hip hop thighs #17.” because he sings, “i love the girl with those criminal thighs, cheek to cheek in that 3/4 time. . . ”

really truly, he’s amazing and fun. go to the link up there, listen to hip hop thighs #17 and you will see that truly i am a visionary.