Dear Johnny Annonymously,
you got me. hook, line and sinker. you got me. i am fascinated, curious and more than a little intrigued. however, you are trying my patience. but that’s an easy thing to do since i have the patience of a four-year-old. what can i do to convince you to reveal yourself? what? you’re killing me here and that’s just not very nice not nice at all.
so, i’m begging you. who are you?
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Hi Jodi. My name’s Will. I’m a writer (oh, big shock there). I currently live in Michigan.
And I was Johnny, once upon a time. I’m sorry if my ~~~air of mysteriousness~~~ was trying on your patience. I just like your site and like being nice.
I first encountered your words, I think, on Doughty’s bulletin board.
That’s what led me here.
Really, I’m nobody. I mean, I’m somebody… but, you know, whatever.
I’m sorry if you were expecting a big huge hoo-hah announcement. I’m not Tom Cruise. Or Nicole Kidman for that matter. I am, however, a little tired. Still, I hope you don’t mind if I keep reading the words you put here. All sans-secret identity and everything.
I should have wrote you this sobbing, super-sappy note saying, “But Johnny Annonymously IS my real name!” Maybe it would have been funny.
Or maybe not.
Hope you have a nice day today. 🙂 Until next time, be well. And send me some vibes that the UPS person hurries the hell up. My books are supposed to come today!
Ciao! Oh, and PS – I saw Moulin Rogue in the theaters five times (as well as my friend from, “India! It’s set in India!” last night). No joke. It blew me away.
PS – Subscribe to BUST magazine. You just need to. http://www.bust.com (I don’t write for them or anything. They’ve just always been great to me.) Their mag is one of the raddest things going. I’m betting it’s Tres Jodi, even if you don’t even know it yet.
i remember you.
does this mean you aren’t gonna post anymore comments?
because the thought of that makes me wanna cry.
Goodness, no. I can’t stop writing anything once I’ve started.
I’ll most likely be here until you leave, i.e. go do something else internet-y.
S’all good, as the kids like to say.
WT
You know how some girls used to be labelled “Becky HomeEc-cy,” because they were all good at cooking and baking?
Well, I say “Internet-y Betty” should be the new version of that. Because what girls used to do in the kitchen, they’re now cooking up in cyberspace.
Or maybe I’m still not sleeping enough.
jodi i think you should be internet-y betty. 😉
(also if you have anymore name suggestions go to backwash b/c i am gonna pick a new title soon.)
but i am already the internet’s sweetheart.
you most certainly are.
i must say johnny anonymously, you’re one busty-cool dude if you enjoy that fine publication as much as i do (i don’t work for them either). bust rocks. so everyone, run, don’t walk, to your nearest bust site (bust.com) and subscribe.
jodi, you rock too. oh and you were asking about digital cameras a while back. consumer reports reviews them in the feb 2002 issue, though i can’t remember which ones they said were good.