two observations from monday night bowling:

#1– i think 99% of the men who bowl on monday night are representatives of the lollipop guild. really, i’m not bullshitting. my dad is like 5’7″ (and that’s being generous) and they are all about his height, save for jim and the tall orangeyhaired guy whose name i don’t know. perhaps savage, minnesota is like the short-people capital of the world and nobody told me.

#2– tom, who might be an albino though i have yet to verify this, has appointed himself the the bowling alley crier when it comes to matters concerning my hairdo. this wouldn’t be a bad thing accept i think tom might be in the begining stages of alzheimers, because for the past 3 mondays he’s exclaimed about the reddness of my hair. i got my hair colored at the begining of january. so really making these proclamations every other monday is, well, redundant. but that doesn’t stop tom from pointing out the redness to most everyone who walks by and asking me why.

#2.5– dale has the cutest ass ever seen on a bowler, ever. also he has that old-skool 80s skater hair. you know the kind that has that stick upppy, dippity do-ed spikeness down the part. yeah, it’s doofy– but i love it.