things you don’t want to hear when the 10 o’clock news comes on.

“First we have breaking news out of Prior Lake.”

wtf?

prior lake? nothing happens in prior lake. i live here. it’s nice, safe, breaking news shouldn’t be coming out of prior lake, that’s just against the rules.

apparently some homes have been evacuated because there’s a hostage situation. some guy or woman is holding their spouse hostage with a gun. this makes me sick on so many levels. we’ve got a gob o’ bowlers who live here in prior lake. al, my dad’s best friend, is a cop in savage who have to back up the PLPD.

blech!