things i should have said today that i didn’t:

“i’ll miss you while your in LA.”
“thank you.”
“kick your sister in the face for me.”
“does it make you feel better about yourself reminding me how lonely i am? does being married make you a better person or something?”
“you’re married and i’m single, yes good point. but who spends the whole damn day talking about their pet? here’s a hint, it’s not me.”
“when you make me laugh, i am happy.”
“i just bought a truck from you, don’t you think the least you can do is make sure the gas tank is full?”
“i’m doing the best that i can.”
“you’re the best sisters ever.”
“i find you attractive, wanna make out?”
“i don’t care what you are wearing to the company party.”
“even though you’re pretty quiet, i admire you and respect your opinion.”
“i love you.”

things i said that i probably shouldn’t have:
“yes, of course i can have the printing faqs done tomorrow.”
“of course you don’t mind i’m the gay one!”
“his butt’s so small you wouldn’t think you’d need all those wipes.”
“you’re crazy the brakes are bad!”