while the matt dillon/john cusak bill is still in committee (the techdoofs are very anti-john cusack, they are fighting hard for dillon). we have come to a major decision regarding our future (we is me…
Date Archives 2001
from the sister files
sister #4 lives at home with the parents. whenever we’re over there we use her laptop for whatever computerly tasks we might wish to embark on (like surfing for porn with our aunt and mom)….
left nipple
i would forsake my left nipple if i didn’t have to go to work today.
spilled into the night
my melancholy and infinite sadness spilled into my deams last night. blech! last night i dreamt about a memorial service for my cousin alan, who was 19 when he died. the dream was pretty brutal….
i’d go out tonight, but i haven’t got a stich to wear
maybe it’s because happy hour was cancelled. maybe it’s because the phone only rang once tonight and it was chad from the toyota dealer. maybe it’s because chad was the only person on the planet…
mayor assbust
if you read one thing to day, you must, must MUST read this post over at mecawilson. gah! i laughed until things flew out of my mouth. i laughed and said, “oh my god.” also,…