my eyes have begun to vibrate ever so gently inside of their sockets. my entire insides feel sorta jiggly and my mind is racing roughly 94,281 miles a minute.

i blame this on the extra large turtle mocha i had for breakfast and the extra large caramel mocha i had for lunch and the diet pepsi i had for desert.

again, i feel like agent dale cooper and that i should be talking into a tape recorder to diane.

have you ever seen twin peaks?