i just had to cancel my dinner plans with iwilldare.com reader and frequent commenter, charles. i am super pissed. why? because i have a motherfucking cold. why do i have a cold? because one of my coworkers was sick all this week and wouldn’t fucking go home. so now i’m sick and it’s the weekend. i am so kicking his ass next week. i just slept for roughly 11 hours and i’m thinking of sleeping for a few more. this totally blows.