i just had this disturbing, heartbreaking conversation with my pal scoots:
scoots: you’re about to disown me as a friend
scoots: i’ve decided i dont really like the replacements
scoots: its true
GeminiMat: YOU ARE KIDDING ME??
GeminiMat: you have broken my heart
scoots: i dled a bunch of their stuff off napster before the crash
scoots: and as i was doing the 24 hour comic
GeminiMat: i can’t like you anymore
scoots: it kept coming up in the random
scoots: and i kept finding myself hitting the next button
GeminiMat: you didn’t even give them a chance!
scoots: i did
GeminiMat: how can you not like i will dare?
scoots: i’ve had the stuff for months
GeminiMat: since we’re being all honest and stuff
scoots: and i’ve let it play thru many times…
GeminiMat: i don’t like yo la tengo
scoots: thats ok.. theyre not like my favorite band or anything.. but they are good to brood to
scoots: i can’t believe you just broke my heart
scoots: i knew you would take it badly.. but i had to come clean.
scoots: i really did DL a ton of it
GeminiMat: you are a cruel and heartless bastard
GeminiMat: couldn’t you just fake it?
scoots: i tried
scoots: but the next button kept getting hit
GeminiMat: i bought a headache?
GeminiMat: how could you not like that?
GeminiMat: bastards of young?
scoots: i’m mean.. its not awful…
scoots: but im afraid mr westerburg’s voice grates on me a bit
scoots: and i normally like grating music
GeminiMat: i don’t even know what to say
scoots: but he sounds a little to smoked out coffee house for me
GeminiMat: i think we have to break up now
scoots: we can gloss it over… i mean it obvious youre heartless for not liking yo la tengo
GeminiMat: you have no soul if you don’t like the replacements
GeminiMat: you are an artless, souless, emotionless, robot thing
scoots: id rather listen to old REM…
GeminiMat: pete buck plays on i will dare
GeminiMat: he loves the replacements!!
scoots: i did DL a really good robyn hitchcock song today
GeminiMat: i like him
GeminiMat: but you cannot endear yourself to me now
GeminiMat: next you’ll be telling me you hate jeff buckley
scoots: crooning guitar boys aren’t really my scene either.. i’m really fussy about the ones i let slip thru my filters….
scoots: i only like a select few… but i don’t have much exposure to my buckley
GeminiMat: you are the souless wonder
scoots: but that song Grace is a bit too typical overblown corndog for me
GeminiMat: of course
GeminiMat: because you are a soulless bastard
ok, so he decides to kick me when i am down. can you believe the nerve? kids these days. clearly my pal scoots has no taste.