Today I am boring. I don?t know what the problem is. It?s one of those days where I am restless, a nothing-can-make-me-happy kind of day. I hate these moods of total, complete apathy. I couldn?t muster up a passionate emotion if you paid me. I can laugh, but I am not funny. I could cry, but I am not sad. I am boring, mundane, average, blah.
I need to do something to shake me up. I need some drama. I need to feel something. That?s the problem right now, I feel nothing. I am numb. Why? Why? I don?t get it. How does this just happen? I need something, someone to rattle my cage. I so desperately need a cage-rattler.
What can I do to shake things up a bit?
This is a dangerous mode for me to be in. usually I do something really, completely stupid. I don?t want to do something stupid, but usually that?s what I do when I get like this. Reckless, dangerous stuff comes from these moods. I am getting too old for that, aren?t I?
You needn’t do anything too crazy. Just fire up the blender and make daiquiris, rent a dumb movie that you always were curious about but never had the nerve, or go for a walk in a park.
Alternatively you could drive down to the ‘hood and buy a prefilled crack pipe. If you do, let me know how it works out.
Don’t listen to laural. She’s tried that crack idea one too many times. I have the perfect solution. Read it carefully and then unquestioningly (thata word?) do as it says.
You will go pack your suitcase, then call your boss and tell them you’re taking the next few days off. You’ll get in your sister’s car and you’ll drive to SLC where you will proceed to be my friend. You will then go home all satisfied that you did something zany and impulsive. It works for me.
I think that would take care of your troubles, Tyson, not Jodi’s. You probably didn’t know it, but good ol’ Skattieboy escaped SLC last fall.
Alternately, you could jump on a plane to Minnesota…
i think spoony and i need to plan a SLC voyage. maybe he could fly here and we can roadtrip down there or something. wouldn’t that be fun? or you can both fly here and we can roadtrip you back .
I get those urges, too. NOT GOOD. Mine usually end me up in a worse state of being than when I started.
i hear ya sister. that’s why i said they were dangerous.
I actually really like SLC mr. skattie. I don’t think I’ll be looking to escape anytime soon. It’s such a refreshing change from the east coast. Maybe jodi wouldn’t appreciate it though, not being an east coaster.