blargh. you know, i don’t get gobs and gobs of fan mail. i get enough to make my ego roughly the size of montana. so anyway, i get a enough positive reinforcement that one e-mail,…
Date Archives May 2001
happy hour
funny things said at happy hour tonight: “it’s not like you are sitting hungover in your cube figuring out pi to the 14th place.” “in college there was a bar that served nothing but blatz.”…
bawk, bawk, bawk
Ok, don’t be alarmed. Remember to breathe. . . . I think I might have the chicken pox. How sucky is this to have the chicken pox so close to your 29th birthday?? I am…
calling all girls
hello darling ones, i am gonna shamelessly beg here. i’d like all you women (and you men can read it too) reading this to go read Hawaiian Punch in Cocktail Glasses. then i’d like to…
666
do you realize it’s only 6 days until the 6th day of the 6th month, which is my birthday?
weed-wacking carcus
weed-wacking bumblee bee update you will all be happy to know that i don’t have to move out of my apartment. i came home to find a dead bumble bee on my bedroom floor. i…
get me to the church on time
so, there is a reason i am still single. i am just waiting, because i want my marriage to last, right?
can i get a doggy bag?
file this under things not to say at the sushi restaurant: “maybe you can take it home and heat it up in the microwave.” luckily none of the chopsticks thrown at me poked my eye…
the ugly bee incident
Ok, remember that weed-wacker sounding bug that woke me up at 6:30 this morning? Well after showering, I was toweling off I my bedroom when I heard the buzz again. Instead of running screaming from…
the things you do for love
it is with heavy heart and sad fingers i report that i just purchased merchandise from The New Cowboy Mouth.com. the things we do for our sisters. sister #4 begged for a cowboy mouth t-shirt…