blargh. you know, i don’t get gobs and gobs of fan mail. i get enough to make my ego roughly…
Date Archives May 2001
happy hour
funny things said at happy hour tonight: “it’s not like you are sitting hungover in your cube figuring out pi…
bawk, bawk, bawk
Ok, don’t be alarmed. Remember to breathe. . . . I think I might have the chicken pox. How sucky…
calling all girls
hello darling ones, i am gonna shamelessly beg here. i’d like all you women (and you men can read it…
666
do you realize it’s only 6 days until the 6th day of the 6th month, which is my birthday?
weed-wacking carcus
weed-wacking bumblee bee update you will all be happy to know that i don’t have to move out of my…
get me to the church on time
so, there is a reason i am still single. i am just waiting, because i want my marriage to last,…
can i get a doggy bag?
file this under things not to say at the sushi restaurant: “maybe you can take it home and heat it…
the ugly bee incident
Ok, remember that weed-wacker sounding bug that woke me up at 6:30 this morning? Well after showering, I was toweling…
the things you do for love
it is with heavy heart and sad fingers i report that i just purchased merchandise from The New Cowboy Mouth.com….