Ok, don’t be alarmed. Remember to breathe. . . . I think I might have the chicken pox. How sucky is this to have the chicken pox so close to your 29th birthday??
I am lead to believe that I might have the chicken pox because my chest and upper back really, really itch. Mad, crazy itching here. My forearms itch like mad and so does the tip of my right ear. Right between my shoulder blades itches so badly as I type that I want to rip my own skin off.
Ella just laughs, because she doesn’t think I have the chicken pox. Kari says it’s just a sunburn that’s healing. Michelle said she’d be more concerned if I actually had the chicken pox, but since I am crazy she’s not that concerned.
See, I am surrounded by people who have no compassion.
I suggested to Kari that it might just be the new laundry detergent I bought. She said if that were the case, then my ass and parts that you don’t really want to be scratchin’ in public would be itching.
So clearly it is the chicken pox, what else could it be?