so, there is a reason i am still single. i am just waiting, because i want my marriage to last, right?
Date Archives May 2001
can i get a doggy bag?
file this under things not to say at the sushi restaurant: “maybe you can take it home and heat it up in the microwave.” luckily none of the chopsticks thrown at me poked my eye…
the ugly bee incident
Ok, remember that weed-wacker sounding bug that woke me up at 6:30 this morning? Well after showering, I was toweling off I my bedroom when I heard the buzz again. Instead of running screaming from…
the things you do for love
it is with heavy heart and sad fingers i report that i just purchased merchandise from The New Cowboy Mouth.com. the things we do for our sisters. sister #4 begged for a cowboy mouth t-shirt…
7 days
darling ones, you’d better hurry! there are only 7 more days until my birthday!
early bird
for reasons i cannot explain, my body has decided that 6:30 in the morning is the perfect time to rise and shine. does this make me a morning person? i woke up this early yesterday…