there is this fabulous permed, bleached and mustachioed mulletman outside. i cannot take my eyes off of him. his girlfriend is wearing a banna clip. sometimes i wionder, don’t people ever watch tv? how can they be that cut off from all that is semi-fashionable in the world. i am hardly one to talk being one of the worst dressed people that i know (tommy of monday night bowling fame wins that title with his donald duck sweatshirts). oh, he just came back out (he being the permed mulletman). i was about to get really excited because i thought he was sporting some acid-washed jeans. they are, upon closer inspection, grey cargo pants. his name is al, i just heard banna clip shout at him from the entry door.
i hope i if ever get stuck in a heinous fashion time warp, someone will have the courtesy to kick me out of it. sorta like tracey, who was a wise ninth grader when i was a not-so-wise seventh grader. while sitting on the bus, she turned to me and said ever so gently, “jodi your eyeshadow does not have to match your shirt. you have the kind of eyes that can’t pull off blue eyeshadow.” she was most kind and i am eternally grateful. makeup has never been and never will be my thing. she was really very kind, if i remember correctly the eyeshadow was a brillant aqua color. she could have laughed and made me feel bad about myself, but she didn’t. too bad the lecture didn’t come before picture day at school. my 12th year is immortalized by long auburny hair, a wonderful tan and bright lavender eyeshadow. funny, i think sister #2 is wearing the exact same eyeshadow in her 5th grade picture.
Uri is insulted that you haven’t deemed him the worst dressed person in the world. He also said something about his ruby-red sneakers and clicking them together to get donuts on Tuesday … or something. That’s all I could decipher from his nonsensical ramblings.
yes, the evil munchkin does have his days. in fact he has a lot of days where i am pretty sure he gets dressed in his closet, with the lights out. but then, it’s all a part of his evil munchkiness. if he dressed all swank and stuff, he’d just be another boring short guy.
I’m wearing nothing but CK boxers at this moment.
dangerman, you aren’t even dressed! how can that qualify you as a bad dresser?
some mullet synonyms i enjoy:
1) business up front, party in the back.
2) the 10/90 (10% on top, 90% out back)
I am on assgnment right now, looking for articles on dumb useless products. I typed in a search engine for bananna clips, when your page came up. I mst say, that my roomate and I think you are hilarious, and really enjoyed reading yor article. By the way–bananna clips are the new hotness here at James madison university! Ssssyke!