first, a full two hours of “Dawson’s Creek.” can i get a woohoo!
secondly, i had a most disturbing dream last night. one i really must share. i dreamt that i was stuck in some kind of performance art thing. it was porn/performance art. i was trapped in the skit or whatnot. i was sitting in a restaurant and there was a man with two women sitting at the table across from me. one of the blonde women crawled under the table, kneeling between the mans legs. i turned and asked her, “what are you doing?” she said, “after i take my breasts out of my shirt, i am going to give him head.”
i was at the restaurant with a man and i turned to him and made what felt like a “oh my god can you believe this?” face. the other woman climbed on top of the table and shoved her naked breasts in the man’s face. i was in shock. we (me and the male date i was with) left the restaurant and were headed to an art gallery (it was actually the fine arts building at UWEC). It was cold outside and we were being chased by some guy. he was trying to explain to us what had happened in the restaurant. me and dateman ignored him and picked up the pace. we walked into the fine arts center and there were people going at it all over the damn place. naked men and woman fucking everywhere you turned. i didn’t know what to do. i just stared, dumbfounded. i ducked down a hallway trying to escape all the disturbing sex. i stumbled into a room that was filled with real dolls. the man that had been following us out of the restaurant was in there with the real dolls. i asked him what in the hell was going on. he explained that this was all some sort of performance art. that my reactions were being taped and blah, blah, blah. that he needed me to sign a release form and whatnot. he explained what the project was and why he was doing it. i can’t remember what he said. the last thing i remember is touching one of the real dolls and asking about how they were made. he made me pet the pubic hair of one of the dolls and all i remember is thinking, “wow! that’s really soft.”
yeah. . . so that was a strange dream.