last night i dreamt that my teeth were falling out. i have this dream a lot, but i can never remember what it’s supposed to mean. they were falling out in little, chunky bits, like…
Date Archives 2000
the eye doctor
the eye doctor might have a crush on me. he was pretty cool. but he kept calling me sugar, honey, darling, baby. the baby-babe thing was his favorite. he kept rubbing my back or shoulder…
chocolate milk
what is it about chocolate milk that is so very comforting? even though i am drinking it out of a GIANT green beer mug (the kind you put in the freezer and the water in…
the jeff johnson discovery
i’ve been completely enamoured with Jane magazine since it debuted like in 1997. it really isn’t your cheezy, typical woman’s magazine at all. really, it’s not. you know how cosmo and glamour are like seventeen…
wrong number
so i got my first call on the cell phone. i was so excited, hearing that ringing in my $3.74 target wicker purse, i thought, “oh people! my people are calling.” it was for takima…
super-important hollywood agentgirl
so i got a cell phone today. actually i bought it yesterday, but i got it today. ups next day air is just no fun at all. i didn’t even get to track the package…