ok, i gotta share this one with y’all. i just got this in my inbox:
hi girlz

before i start, let me explain what is happening.i am emailing this message to two people. both of you are called gemma [actually my name is jodi]. but that is where the similarity ends.

one of u is 6’7 [actually i am only 6’5″]
gem@iwilldare.com
and the other abt 3/4 of a whole foot shorter!
gem[rest taken out to protect the innocent]@hotmail.com

it is my pleasure to introduce u to each other [oh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou. . . i don’t know enough short girls]. if u wish, u can talk to each other abt. the sheer difference of height
between yourselves. [again, thankyouthankyouthankyou what a kind benefactor, i have nothing more i like to talk about than how tall i am]

i bet big gem’s whole leg probably comes up to little 5’9 gem’s shoulder [mmm, call a girl big. . . that’s the way to get right to her heart]. just imagine if both of u put your leggings on a hanger, how much smaller little gem’s would be. how much do each of you weigh? [now, that’s a come on line women never tire of hearing]

big gem would probably have no problem wrestling little gem.[blech!]

anyway, i think i should let u guys chat. [oh yes, i am sure we will be the best of friends and become lovers and invite you over to watch us fuck] be sure to compare the size of your hands though! [of course! that’s what everyone on the internet does!]

yes, there are still plenty of freaks on the internet. among the annoyances of being a really, really tall woman. . . freaky men have got to be the worst.