yes! tomorrow i do the valhalla of corndogs. it’s the great minnesota get togther. the state fair. it’s been a family tradition since i was about 2. of course, i have to be up and…
Date Archives August 2000
the misc aisle
i think stores, like target, need a misc aisle. an aisle where you can find stuff that you aren’t quite sure where it’d be catergorized. this aisle would contain stuff like q-tips. ok i can’t…
top 10 things heard during
top 10 things heard during one hour trip to big lake: “double-lou, x, y and z! now i know my ABCs next time won’t you sing with me?” (actually heard 13 times in a row)…
it’s funny how you remember
it’s funny how you remember the instant you learn about someone’s death in much greater detail than you remember anything about the time you spent with them when they were alive. it’s been four years…
grocery store strike
i think the grocery store strike has to end. there is no food here left to eat, and my parents were none-too-thrilled when i told them they had to take me out to dinner because…
i am super-responsible, adult-girl
ha! i am super-responsible, adult-girl– hear me roar. yes, it isn’t even 10 a.m. and i’ve gotten clyde all taken care of. i didn’t let the snooty auto-mechanic boys talk down to me either. i…
a warm body
you know what i want more than anything right now? to crawl up into my bed and find that warm body there. it doesn’t even matter that he doesn’t want me or doesn’t like me,…
cowboys and attractiveness
hi. yeah, so guess what? i have discovered that i am the least attractive woman on earth. yeah, you might have thought it was someone that you know. but it’s me. hi! so, what is…
i forgot to watch
shit. i forgot to watch the convention. rats! i was too busy cleaning and telling jim walsh what i love about the replacements, soul coughing and tom waits. a girl has got to have priorities.
super-productive girl
yes, i am back working the graveyard shift. will this week never end? i swear it’s been at least 924 hours since it was monday. of course, now that i am whining i realize i…