i am happy to report that i actually went grocery shopping today (since last night for dinner i had potatoes and black olives) and there were packs of rabid dogs attacking nuns. i was a…
Posts tagged weirdo
more eye news
clearly all the fun eye contact has sent my eyes into some sort of weird downward spiral of sorts. there’s an odd cloud floating over my left eye. i can’t seem to get rid of…
the mystery of the nibbled Dipp, solved
well, it seems i know what happened to the nibbled Dipp from yesterday. apparently there was a momentary malfunction in the wrapping/cutting process, because in the very next Dipp that i opened (right now), there…
nibbled Dipp
say it was 4:13 and you had decided that you were kinda hungry, so you dug into your super swanky bag and unearthed a delicious looking chewy Dipps granola bar made by the Quaker Oats…
attention. please.
ok, i know i’ve been busy and unresponsive and all. but come on! i could really use some fucking attention over here people. i’m sliding into one of those moods where i think i sacrifice…
an ode to lunch
sung to the tune of Green Acres (this cool punk rock version). Qdoba is the place for me. fresh veggies are the life for me. Sour cream spreadin’ out so far and wide. Keep chipotle,…