“I need a new check card.” “Was your card lost or stolen?” The friendly US Bank customer service rep said. “No.” “. . . ” “See I got a new one because the old one…
Posts tagged weirdo
The things I feel the need to share
I just have to tell someone that my right butt cheek is spasming in a weird way. Though I suppose there’s no unweird way for a butt cheek to spasm.
modern dilemmas of someone who never gets laid
Johnny Depp on Letterman at the same time that John Cusack was on Leno. What’s a girl to do? Rock the picture in picture.
really, we’re not nerdy enough
I just called our bridge number for a conference call, and I’m on hold. The hold music? The theme from Star Wars. Geez.
I’ve also decided to only listen to The Hold Steady until I miss Lupe Fiasco so much I might die
Sometimes I drink my tea like I’m a robot while singing in my head “domo arragato mister roboto” because it’s fun and sometimes you need to do that to keep your brain from flatlining while…
The Fortress lives up to its name
There are no lights on upstairs. I’m lit by the glow of Ogden’s screen in the Fortress of Solitude wrapped in my favorite red-towel, fresh from the shower. I don’t know why I sat down…