1. if i could have dirty, dirty sex with mick jagger’s voice (and not him, because he’s kinda old, even though his snaky hips are dead sexy), i would. 2. i’ve officially started the procrastination…
Posts tagged The New Pornographers
it’s only divine right come true
“oh my god, you are totally chair dancing,” al, the cutest girl on earth™, said. “yeah, i can’t help it. my friend ChiliD just got use new pornographer tickets and i’m a bit giddy.” so…
hope grows greener than grass stains
dear Carl, i was just listening to “Letter from an Occupant” for about the 39,921st time in the last little while here. today instead of making it shake my ass, it instead nearly made me…
milestones
i have finally mastered the art, while sitting here working in my underpants, of discerning by touch alone which of the chocolate cover gobs in my fancy pants Pampered Chef bowls are chocolate covered raisins…
we regret to inform you, an official letter from the IBL committee
dear AC Newman, we here at supergenius headquarters regret to inform you of your recent slide from the top of the Imaginary Boyfriend List (IBL). for quite a long time you were our most favorite…