after consulting with the minion and the artguy about my sudden illness and all its symptoms, we have come to the conclusion that it can be nothing but the plague. the minion said she was so sick for three days last week that she was pretty sure she was dying. i can’t hardly wait.
i told her if i’m not all better and chipper by the 21st of October that i will probably have to kill her. she totally understood.
and as if things couldn’t get worse, superman died, which has made me much sadder than i thought it would.