Darling Ones, This is just to say that about 36 big balloons came loose from their moorings and found their way to my house. I noticed them this morning as I was drinking coffee and…
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Sometimes I just can’t understand what the universe is trying to tell me
I have to tell you that I started writing about this earlier in the morning, say around 10 a.m. But then I grew frustrated and quit. However after spending the night at Grumpy’s with The…
Bitch and you will receive
I crawled into a hole with Haruki Murakami at about 3:30 this afternoon. I did not emerge until I had read 100 pages of Kafka on the Shore, napped a bit, and gave myself 2.5…
Hello awkward, have a seat next to me
This is some of the advice I left for my friends Scooter and Anna at their wedding last night. Being that I was the only single person over the age of 8 in the joint,…
It came to the end
Well, my gift of Then We Came to the End caused a lot of excitement at Seamus’ Re-gifting party. After answering about 39,015 questions about the horribleness of the book, Lee and Seamus decided it…