I had just signed whatever federal warning crap thing they make you sign to get the good, meth-grade allergy pills. The pharmacy lady at the unSuperT was super perky and I was itchy-nosed, red-eyed, muzzy-headed…
Posts tagged Target
Two things that happened at Target today that I forgot about until right now
One: As I was heading to get a lemon (my local, not-super Target has a few fresh fruits and vegetables) I passed by the birthday party aisle where a woman and a little kid who…
How to be suspicious
Start out a little shiny because you’re covered in a thin film of sweat which is not your fault really, it’s just that you’re inappropriately dressed and it’s early spring when no business seems to…
The dilemma at the Savage Super-T
So say you’re a 36-year-old of relatively sound mind and body. Say that you’re shopping at the Super-T at 8 o’clock on a Tuesday because you promised your four-year-old nephew you’d make him chili. After…
I don’t like to talk about it
There is a very friendly cashier at the SuperT in Savage who really loves cats. Sadly though she is allergic. Or her husband is allergic. Someone in the household is allergic, I just can’t quite…