Dear Darling Ones, Ms. Heck was the smartest person I had ever met up until about 9th grade when Ms. Marquette, my English teacher, pronounced the word “melancholy” out loud and blew my mind. Knowing…
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Sometimes My Brain is a Real Jerk
Dear Darling Ones, I am frustrated. I’m nearly 50* and not only do I still get crushes on men, I still get all sad and stuff when those crushes start seeing women who are not…
The COVID Diaries: I Got a New Shirt Today
Dear Darling Ones, I got a new shirt today. It has Stevie Nicks on it and wearing it makes me feel feminine and witchy, like some alluring mysterious woman of mystery and allure.* I have…
Emo Bear
Emo Bear t-shirt and only $10!
Hides my cold robot interior
If you were sitting around wondering what kind of gift you could buy me,to make me happy, I could go for this Threadless t-shirt. Because I am a robot.