Hi Darling Ones, The first of the month is known by two things around these parts. I consider it Filter Day and Los Gatitos consider it Friend Liberation Day. It’s Filter Day because it’s the…
Posts tagged Stroke Me
I’ve Come a Long Way, Baby
Hi Darling Ones, Happy Easter Eve? Is that a thing? My knowledge of Christianity leaves much to be desired, and frankly Easter is confusing. Is Jesus still dead in a cave on Easter Eve? I…
Betrayed By My Subconscious & Other Complaints
Hey Darling Ones, How goes it? I’ve been quiet lately. I’m sorry. Some of you get a little worried when I go dark for more than a week. Would you believe in the way olden…
The Breakfast Catastrophe Broke Me
Hi Darling Ones, I lost my shit this morning and now I have guilt. And I’m super weepy on top of that. Today’s not so great. My mornings have been starting later and later since…
Stroke Me Day 366: Strokeaversary
Dear Darling Ones, It’s been 366 days (thanks Leap Year) since my Cerebrovascular Accident. That’s the medical jargon for having a stroke. 366 days since I woke up feeling wrong and terrified. 366 days since…
Apologies From the Center of the Universe
Hello Darling Ones, I’m dictating this letter into my cellular device because it’s eye day and my garbage vision is extra garbagey. WARNING. There are going to be 77 layers of irony to this letter,…