graphicsboy just chucked a bag of “calming tea” at me. “go drink it, you need it.” “no.” “it will calm you.” “so would heroin.” “look,” he said coming over to where i sat. “just go…
Posts tagged partly bitchy
The Rules of Attraction
I don’t know how to date. There are lots of things I do know how to do. I can make chicken dumpling soup from scratch, chili too — before I gave up red meat I…
allow me to introduce myself
right before i left we had an impromptu meeting in julie’s office. i was sputtering mad, with words like “there was a disconnect” and “fell off the radar” and other craptastic phrases corporate whores use…
mistress never tell a lie
about an hour ago the bossman strolled past: “good morning jodi,” he said. “good morning cocksucker,” i said. only i said the cocksucker part in my head, because i didn’t feel like getting fired today.
my happiness makes me a hypocrit
one of my fellow backwashers posted a link to what might be the most offensive thing i’ve ever seen on the internet. this was a site by some johnnydark monster, about rape drugs. it was…