Jaycie made pet rocks for everyone. Mine is Spike, the orange rock on the right with the blue leash. She came with a nifty birth certificate listing her likes and dislikes. I loved her immediately…
Posts tagged Maxwell
International Boy of Misery
Max’s new thing is Austin Powers. I think he’s watched the sanitized versions on TBS about 1000 times. He likes to YouTube scenes and memorize the dialog. Today he has been talking in a British…
Identity theft for breakfast
Last week Max decided that his cat, Memphis “Turdie” Hislastname, needed a gmail account. He used Big Betty to create the account and set it so that it automatically logs in whenever you start Windows….
Scenes from the park
One Max on top of the jungle gym starts shouts down to Nolan calling him the Boogeyman. Nolan climbs the swirly slide, gets to the top, shoves his finger in his nose and wipes it…
What to do about a dead bird
There’s an enormous pine tree across the street from Supergenius HQ. The lowest branches of the tree are about a foot and a half off the ground. Hanging by a thread, literally, from one of…
Eating at the Supergenius Cafe
Jaycie and Max are making me lunch. I think we’re playing some sort of restaurant game. Jaycie took my order on a notebook and Max proclaimed himself chef. This is probably not one of my…