“We don’t want to kill the Earth, because then we will have nowhere to live and we won’t be able to see the moon in outer space,” Liam said. “You’re right,” I said. “Where does…
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Epic video game battle re-enactments
Liam likes to discuss, at great length, what happens in the video games he plays. I often have no idea what the heck he’s talking about, but I find the re-enactments so amusing that I…
Weapons do not make you super, kid
“Does Batman have x-ray vision?” Nolan asked. “No, he doesn’t have any superpowers he only has a belt,” I said. “He has a swing gun.” “That’s not a superpower that’s a weapon.” “He has boomerangs.”…
Discussion upon the opening of a bag of Toy Story 3 fruit snacks
“You know they go into Sid’s house,” Liam said. “I know. It’s crazy,” I said. “And you know what? Sid tortures his violent toys for fun.” “What do you think about that?” “It’s not good…
Financial advice from Liam, who will be five next week
“What are you doing?” Liam asked, his back to me while he played MarioKart. “I’m working,” I said. “Why do you work?” “Because I need money.” “It’s not all about money,” Liam said. “Oh,” I…