Since the last time we were together I’m down a tooth and all my hair. These incidents are not related, but they both happened. I start every month solemnly vowing to myself to be a…
Posts tagged hair
I Was Called Ugly by a Twitter Rando, So Here is a Post About My Hair
I discovered the hair-color changing properties on Sun-In the summer of 1985 and never looked back. My hair had gone from golden blonde when I was a kid to boring not brown or blonde, a…
I Got a Creepy Box in the Mail & Dyed My Hair Blue: Unrelated Incidents
I arrived home this afternoon from my babysitting job to find a big, heavy box propped up against the front door of Supergenuis HQ. Since I’m a book blogger I’m used to having unordered packages…
The Story of My Mullet
(pictured above, business on the left) Helen and I found each other in the midst of the turbulent hairtimes that were the spring of 2012, shortly before my birthday. Jenny had abandoned me for some…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: Rock & Roll Anxiety Edition
10:58 a.m. Mornings get off to a bumpy start when I wake up (at 9 a.m. lately, I’ve been rocking the 12:30-1 a.m. bedtime since Labor day) all itchy-nosed and swollen-eyed. Allergies are a motherfucker…