My boss must be worried I’ll end up pumping gas, because she sent me three jobs to look into before 10 o’clock this morning.
Posts tagged Crushes & Romantic Notions
They forgot more than I’ll ever know
We gathered in Jayto, my boss’ office, to talk about our futures. Maria and I sat on the couch, The Dougs and Jayto near the desk. They immediately started rattling off job web sites, the…
Supergenius vs. The Forbidden Crush
Holy shit, darling ones. Have I told you about the big, bad evil crush that I have? It’s horrible and awful and makes me bat my eyelashes in a coy manner. So there’s this adorable…
i never loved cookies like this
Naughty cookie cutters. Sweet. [via]
I can, however, beg someone to make sweet, sweet love to me
Dear People of Earth, If you can say or hear the term love making or making love with a straight face, you are a stronger person than I. Making love out of nothing at all,…
Happy Andrew Bird & Wilco at Northrup Day
I am so excited for tonight’s Andrew Bird and Wilco show that I am vibrating. I don’t think the two cups of coffee are helping matters. I find it hard to believe that in eight…