“all men under like the age of 27 are cupcakes,” i said. “what do you mean,” the evil munchkin asked. “well, they’re nice to look at, yummy, but there’s no substance at all.” “hey! i’m…
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compliment of the day
“you are the queen of snark,” john said. “thank you,” i said.
the one where i play the word nazi
“are you sick of my yet,” i asked as i approached her cube for about 294th time that day. “yes, now what do you want?” she said. “is it ok if we say compositional here,…
working for ebenezer
this afternoon i had to tease julie mercilessly. “are you like scrooge mcduck or something?” i asked. “what?” “c’mon an 8:30 meeting on new year’s eve?” “well at least you don’t have a 4:30 to…
following the map
bonnie unearthed a box of godivas that she got as a gift from one of our vendors. she brought the box over here to the treat table sans map. “where’s the map?” i asked. “i…