“all men under like the age of 27 are cupcakes,” i said.
“what do you mean,” the evil munchkin asked.
“well, they’re nice to look at, yummy, but there’s no substance at all.”
“hey! i’m not like that,” he said.
“no,” i said trying to placate him, “you’re the exception to the rule.”
“hey! that was just like a fake orgasm. that was a fake compliment.”
“sorry, i’m a bad faker.”
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Phew! I’m turning 28 next week.
Where did you come up with 27? It a fine number, and it’s been a fine year for me, but it seems kind of arbitrary and “feh”. Nothing cool happens when you’re 27. It’s not magical (or even semi-magical) like 16, 18, 21 or 29. As always, just curious.
i don’t think the evil munchkin has no substance. i think he just can’t quite decide what it is yet.