That on this, the 24th day of May in the 2007th year of our Lord that one, jodichromeysupergenius, arrived at work before 8:30 a.m. Slackers everywhere weep in fear of losing their queen. But I promise you, slackers, with God as my witness that I will never be early again. At least not of my own volition.
The thing that sucks the most about 8:30, besides the having to get out of bed before 7:30, is that it takes forfuckingever to get here. Apparently all the good workerbees of the world are on the roads at 8 in the morning. On most days my commute is about 15 minutes, 20 tops. Today it took me roughly 30 minutes to get here. That sucks almost as much as being here at 8:30 in the a.m.