i got this from FFJ, some questions for you, darling ones. Who should play Jodi in the movie version of her life? Who would play her leading man? What is Jodi’s theme song? What is…
Posts tagged artguy
dare i say, i feel marginally better
the artguy has totally guilted me into watching the third and final debate. see, i have avoided them up to this point, preferring to read all the hubbug and transcripts the next day. but nooo,…
superman never made any money for saving the world from solomon grundy
after consulting with the minion and the artguy about my sudden illness and all its symptoms, we have come to the conclusion that it can be nothing but the plague. the minion said she was…
you can’t get cherry soda because they got to fill that quota
when you’re up at 4:30 and have four cups (well according to the coffee maker it was four cups, according to my full cups it was two) of coffee by 6:54, something happens. i’m not…
not dead yet
“hey jerky, thanks for asking if i got tickets to that concert that sold out in 45 minutes,” i said, kicking the artguy’s chair. “well i figured since you weren’t dead that you got tickets,”…
not so angry now
“where are you going?” i howled. “i’m still angry.” “if we have to stay here until your unangry, we’ll never get to leave,” the artguy said. but they stayed and now i’m a little less…