come on amuse me, just for a little while

i got this from FFJ, some questions for you, darling ones.
Who should play Jodi in the movie version of her life?
Who would play her leading man?
What is Jodi’s theme song?
What is Jodi’s greatest mutant power?
When Jodi is canonized, she will be the patron saint of what?
When Jodi is elected president, who will be her running mate?

also, when the boys (that’d be artguy, freelancer, and fingol the elvish druid) all start talking about the navy and military service the only thing you can do to counteract is turn up Dusty Springfield’s “Son of a Preacher Man” really, really loud. i blame the treat table, there are lingerers and lurkers all up in my shit today. worker bees are drawn to free food.

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5 Comments

  1. Thomas 09.Nov.04 at 11:40 am

    Who should play Jodi in the movie version of her life?

    Jodi. No one else could do her life justice.

    Who would play her leading man?

    St. Paul

    What is Jodi’s theme song?

    Achin’ to be

    What is Jodi’s greatest mutant power?

    Dream realization

    When Jodi is canonized, she will be the patron saint of what?

    Writers

    When Jodi is elected president, who will be her running mate?

    Heathen, because he jibes with her politically.

  2. CooterAng 09.Nov.04 at 11:51 am

    I just came over for a visit to say HEY! Don’t know ya, never met ya, but Thomas sez you need some cheerin’. After lurking about, I realize the caramel filled nestle’s are not cutting it. And if chocolate can’t save ya from the mung, then I say you should go have a two martini lunch. Nothin’ a little Sapphire wouldn’t take care of, eh? Any which way, Jodi, I hope you’re feeling better soon.

  3. ffj 09.Nov.04 at 1:04 pm

    Who should play Jodi in the movie version of her life?
    RuPaul

    Who would play her leading man?
    Johnny Depp

    What is Jodi’s theme song?
    I Will Dare

    What is Jodi’s greatest mutant power?
    Speed Reading

    When Jodi is canonized, she will be the patron saint of what?
    Freezer Burn

    When Jodi is elected president, who will be her running mate?
    Max

  4. UH 09.Nov.04 at 4:04 pm

    Who should play Jodi in the movie version of her life?

    – Camryn Manheim.

    Who would play her leading man?

    – Me, duh.

    What is Jodi’s theme song?

    She Bop

    What is Jodi’s greatest mutant power?

    – Her breasts can turn men to jelly.

    When Jodi is canonized, she will be the patron saint of what?

    – Underwires

    When Jodi is elected president, who will be her running mate?

    – You can’t go wrong with Gloria Estefan.

  5. jodi 09.Nov.04 at 8:56 pm

    Who should play Jodi in the movie version of her life?
    ? vince vaughn, in drag

    Who would play her leading man?
    ? casper the friendly ghost

    What is Jodi’s theme song?
    ? everyday i write the book

    What is Jodi’s greatest mutant power?
    ? flicking bad drivers in the ear with a wink of her eye

    When Jodi is canonized, she will be the patron saint of what?
    ? waffles with peanut butter

    When Jodi is elected president, who will be her running mate?
    ? paul westerberg