Me: sits down on couch after going to the bathroom. Walter & Sully: stand in front of me tails wagging awaiting food. Me: “Stop it, ya bastards. You don’t get to eat every single time…
Posts tagged 200 project
Day 102 of 200: They Don’t Even Wear Underpants Part I
Confession: I like watching commercials. I always have. I don’t necessarily love the commercials (see yesterdays diatribe about Walmart and doorbells and add to it Columbia and their firetruck sirens), but they fascinate me. I…
Day 101 of 200: Stop With the Doorbells Makers of TV Stuff
I had a bowl of chicken noodle soup for dinner 15 minutes ago and I think it was laced with something. As I type I can barely keep my head up and my eyes open….
Day 100 of 200: We’re Half Way There
I spent the winter of 1986/1987 listening to Bon Jovi’s “Slippery When Wet” on a pink, off-brand Walkman. I actually bought the record, but I made a tape so I could listen on the go,…
Day 99 of 200: One About Halloween
The year I dressed up for Halloween as Snow White Sister #2 was Wonder Woman. Our costumes were just like the ones pictured above. Because we were Minnesota kids those costumes were worn over our…
Day 98 of 200: Librarians I Have Known Pt. I
I’m in the midst of Susan Orlean’s The Library Book, and it’s making me super sentimental about libraries and librarians, in specific. When I was a sophomore gym was a required class. As a 6’3″…