Jaycie and Max are making me lunch. I think we’re playing some sort of restaurant game. Jaycie took my order on a notebook and Max proclaimed himself chef. This is probably not one of my…
Browsing Category Supergenius HQ
Party like a used car salesman
The person who lives next to the Golfer (who lives next to Supergenius HQ who lives next to the Native American Drummers) is a used car salesman and he likes to host parties in his…
From the Fortress of Solitude
Yesterday in the midst of cleaning the Fortress of Solitude I decided that after nearly fourteen years in hiding that my Sweet Valley High books should come of the dark and take their rightful place…
7 Ages of Rock
Dear VH1 Classics, I would just like to thank you for airing all seven episodes of the 7 Ages of Rock today. This was easily the best thing that could have happened to me today….
Mmm MmmGood
Supergenius HQ smells like bacon and Newcastle. This is not a complaint.