It’s no secret that Kelly and I have nicknames for virtually everyone in class. I should, right now, take the blame for most of this. I have nicknames for virtually everyone in my life —…
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A preliminary debrief of the awesome night that awesomed
There’s a scene in the movie “Mean Girls” where the unmean artsy girl catches Lindsay Lohan having a big party with the popular kids. Artsy girl is totally pissed and hurt. She pokes her head…
Deliciously exhausted
I spent the day babysitting FFJ’s daughter the lovely Miss V. She is the most charming little girl I’ve hung out with in a long time. We went to the park, sang songs, and read…
Welcome to my heartattack
A long time ago when BFK and I worked for the same company, she outed my website to my Evil Coworker. It wasn’t a total outing because my coworkers all knew about iwilldare.com, but none…
Come on baby make sweet love to me or, how the patrons of Park Tavern came to think that I put out
On saturday night, one of my very best friends in the entire world announced to a crowded bar that I “put out.” If I close my eyes I can still feel the heat of my…
Just about the best Friday to ever happen on the planet
First Al, the cutest girl on earth™ brought in FREE Starbucks for everyone (and why Starbucks is the shitties coffe on earth, it was still free) Then Seamus brought in homemade banana bread with chocolate…