My stomach and I are no longer on speaking terms. I’ve decided that if it doesn’t feel better tomorrow then I will remove it myself with a clean spoon. I have no time for this…
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Thankful list, an attempt to count blessings
I am thankful for: Boomerang showing every single episode of The Flintstones ever. Dad being healthy enough to spend another Thanksgiving with us and my mom. Hug your parents people, not everyone gets to this…
Supergenius HQ under siege: Day 7, back from the brink of death
Okay, so I actually only saw Sister #4 for about 12 minutes so far today. She didn’t get up until right before I had to leave to get the traditional $50 Thanksgiving Cheesecake. Yes, I…
It’s not the ribbons in your hair
To truly recover from the flu, I have discovered that you have to spend a great amount of time not wearing pants while simultaneously not laying in bed. It’s really quite necessary to make a…
It only hurts when I laugh
Despite my begging, God saw fit to make me live another day. There were a few times during yesterday’s battle with the flu that I prayed for death, because that seemed so much easier. But…
Songs that have been stuck in my head at some point today
Rich Girl, Hall & Oates The theme to The Office Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games, Of Montreal (only it’s really the version in that shitty Outback commercial The Last to Know, Del…