“You have garlic at home, right?” “Yes, like a whole bulb.” “Okay, here’s what you do. Slice ’em up and swallow them like aspirin.” “Just wash them down with water?” “Yeah.” “How many?” “I don’t…
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I bet she was new, an unboring Customer Service story for Peabo
“I need a new check card.” “Was your card lost or stolen?” The friendly US Bank customer service rep said. “No.” “. . . ” “See I got a new one because the old one…
I can, however, beg someone to make sweet, sweet love to me
Dear People of Earth, If you can say or hear the term love making or making love with a straight face, you are a stronger person than I. Making love out of nothing at all,…
Letter to an Internet
Dear Internet, What in the hell is my problem? I just got into an e-fight with someone I’ve never met over Apple computers. Now I’m so mad my heart is racing and I’m projectile crying…
The hellmouth
I don’t know if it’s the hellmouth that is Eden Prairie, MN or if Hell, Inc. is located in one of those sick buildings filled with awfulness and spores, but my allergies never, ever bother…