I made some soup today. It was a kind of a minestrone filled with most all the vegetables I enjoy or at least the TTHM would have called it minestrone.

Back when we were in the thick of our totally not romantic relationship the TTHM and I would talk on the phone every night for like an hour. While we were on the phone he would be chopping up vegetables to make some crazy soup he always called minestrone, and I would masturbate because vegetable chopping is hot. Just kidding. I only practiced when he read Flannery O’Connor stories to me. Because men reading great works of fiction out loud is totally hot. This is something I would not kid you about.

The TTHM’s birthday was last week. Even though I remembered, I didn’t mention it.