I don’t have much to say today. I’m kind of tired and cranky. The only thing I want to do is get back to reading My Date with Satan not only because I am enjoying…
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Things I will write about when I stop feeling like I got hit by a bus
My new postal worker crush (not be confused with my old postal worker crush) The Supergenius’ battle with Alice Munro I Just Want The Girl In The Blue Dress To Keep On Dancing How phony…
Tonight I’ll be doing pull-ups on the toilet bowl
Maybe if I just sit incredibly still and breathe then I won’t get sick. That’s what I keep telling myself. After two and a half hours I put dinner in the fridge, untouched. I convinced…
Down with NaNoWriMo up with NaBlo
The Evil Munchkin approached my desk. “You never responded to my e-mail.” (evidence that I am nearly the worst e-mail responder of all time) “I’m sorry, I can’t talk about NaNoWriMo,” I said. “It pisses…
Things I learned from the friendly redhead stocking facial cleansers
He isn’t used to saying good morning Because he’s usually sleeping at this time Sleeping through Algebra 2 He’s lucky that the college he’s going to doesn’t have a minimum GPA or require the ACTs…