Getting up after 11, even though you stayed up after 3 reading The Learners is a good way to ruin the day. You spend the whole day in some sort of funk-like malaise with no…
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An epistolary slap in the face
Yesterday afternoon we all got letters of termination, reminding us that in case we forgot, after March 3rd, we were no longer employed. It was an epistolary slap in the face. Holy shit. I’m not…
The penguin in great peril
When we last left our intrepid interspecies lovers, they were enjoying a lot of togetherness nestled on the bedside table. Since then their love has grown. Now Madison has decided he is in charge of…
I’d knock you back with something sweet and strong
Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday of all time aside from my birthday which the US Government and Hallmark refuse to acknowledge as a national holiday. I refuse to argue about Valentine’s Day anymore. I…
The mail cart
A week or so ago, we were in Lunch Club talking about all the crap in the office that H, the office manager, will have to get rid of now that the office is closing….
Madison & Pinguino: An Interspecies Love Story
Madison is in love. Because he is a cat named after the best dead president, I thought his loves would always be of a more intellectual nature. Like that time he fell in love with…